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A Brief Ode To Little Tiny Short-Shorts

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A Brief Ode To Little Tiny Short-Shorts

it’s the summer
of the
Denim Apocalypse
where all the
jeans in the world
have been ruthlessly destroyed

leaving bikini sized
strips
to cover our bits
and pocket linings
to hang lower than hems

we have become a people
beset with wedgies
as our faithful jeans
so cruelly dismembered
seek to hide from public view

our little butt-cheeks
shiver
peeking out from under
the ragged remains

brave survivors
in this new fashion
dystopia

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Where's an Ice-Breaker When You Need One?

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Where's an Ice-Breaker When You Need One?

I’m a fairly sociable girl, but if there’s anything I really hate, it’s walking alone into a party where I don’t know anyone, and then trying to strike up a conversation. I can do it, but sometimes I get so nervous, I feel almost sick.

True confession.

The first post on a blog feels a little the same way. It’s like the Internet is one big party, and I’m sneaking in around the edges of the room, hoping a friendly-looking person will say hi to me.

But then I remind myself, I’m the Wildwood Goddess and this blog is my party, so no need to be nervous, right? Just need to break the ice, and soon we’ll all be having an awesome time.

No need for any of us to be shy.

 

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